No no no, we're not ranking the announcements, We're ranking where and how the chairs announcing the announcements dropped.

Whether it was witty wordplay, crazy hyperbole, the internet again showed that no news is news without a side of humor: "Is he playing the cyclops?," a user joked.

Okay, okay, we're not claiming to be John Mulaney or Hannah Berner, but sometimes you just need a funny joke up your sleeve. Maybe a first date just got a bit awkward and you need a classic dad ...

But the numbers don't lie—our approval ratings are at historic lows, and it's time for the party to face the reality of the situation: we're not funny, we're uptight dorks. We weren't always dorks.