"The thing about this ship," says Alan, pausing for a brief chug on his bottle of Peroni," is that everything is just right ...

The chocolate fountain, a supposed highlight, often resembles a muddy waterfall surrounded by stale marshmallows and wilted ...

There are some foods I never eat, and raw shellfish, such as oysters, is one of them. This is because oysters are filter ...

Amenities: Wi-Fi, hot and cold buffet, full-service bar. Membership: Starts at $695/year or 69,500 SkyMiles.