“While walking away, (the suspect) suddenly swung with right hand at the side view mirror of a City of Boston Trash Truck owned by the Department of Parks and Recreation,” the police report states. “This malicious destruction of government property was observed by Officer and Employee who was sitting inside the vehicle.”

Anyway, it appears that no BORG was safe during the Boston St. Patrick’s Day festivities as the police showed off their impressive collection of confiscated drinks with creative names like “US-Mexico BORGer” and “BORGan Wallen.” Props to whoever came up with that one.

At least 13 people are facing charges in connection with incidents at the St. Patrick’s Day Parade in South Boston on Sunday, authorities said.