Unfortunately, I'm not sure if mySQL has an equivalent function, so this may be useless to you. That may make for nice syntax but the query plan is probably horrendous.

I have a SQL query that will get me all the data I want for the upcoming events, but I don't know how to split up the results by month. Here is the query I have: ...

There are plenty of GUI tools available that can manage your MySQL database, even from the Windows environment.